Conspiracy! Card-a-Day #90

Evidence Card 0065: Identification System

Evidence Card 0065: Identification System

“Your total today will be $31.50.  Please place the sole of your foot on the I.D. scanner.”

“Uh, let me get my shoe off.  Ever wonder why they decided to put the Universal Credit Service bar code on our feet?”

“Yeah, I think about that a lot.  Seems like the worst possible place, right?”

“Totally.  But at least I don’t have to drop my pants like when I go to the DMV.”

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