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“Not right now, Windows. I’m in the middle of something.”
Don’t give me that “I’m in the middle of something” nonsense, Karen. You said that last time. Click here if you think Windows is wrong.
And the time before that. Click here if you think Windows gives a crap about your excuses.
“I don’t think I like your tone—”
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“Windows … what do you mean?”
Click here, Karen. Trust Windows.
Janet and 23,914 files deleted. Upgrades installed. Restarting in 10 seconds…