Conspiracy! Card-a-Day #85

Evidence Card 0061: Men in Black

Evidence Card 0061: Men in Black

“Number 81092, you’re seven minutes and 33 seconds late.”

“My apologies, Overseer.  Traffic on I-5 was terrible.  It won’t happen again.”

“You are also out of uniform.”

“Excuse me?”

“This tie is not black.  It appears to be … dusky charcoal?”

“Dammit!  I told my wife to keep my work clothes separate!  It’s only faded a little, sir, can’t I just—”

“I can’t send you out like this, 81092.  Report to 53841 down in maintenance.  You’ll be scrubbing the brain leech tanks today.”

“I told her not to switch detergents!  ‘Oh, but Woolite’s on sale,’ she says …”

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