Conspiracy! Card-a-Day #84

Evidence Card 0060: Big Business

Evidence Card 0060: Big Business

“Bill! How have you been?”

“Absolutely splendid, James. You?”

“As prosperous as ever.  How’s little Suzie?”

“My automated derivatives trading startup?  She just topped $11 billion net worth.”

“So soon?  They grow up so fast, don’t they?”

“What about Emma?”

“My offshore cryptocurrency exchange?  She was just wed to a young venture capitalist from Uzbekistan.  Couldn’t be happier.”

“Fantastic.  Oh—got to run.  Visiting my investment account at two.”

“Anything wrong?”

“No, just going to strip naked and roll around in the money for an hour.  Give the family my love when you see them!”

“Take care!”

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