BUY ALPHA TABS!!!
Make your flesh so supple and protein-rich! So rich! So palatable! Easy to digest!
HAVE THE FLAVOR YOU WANT!
With new Alpha Tabs™, be the most delicious human in your social unit! Delicious!
BE EATEN FIRST WITH ALPHA TABS!
BUY ALPHA TABS!!!
Make your flesh so supple and protein-rich! So rich! So palatable! Easy to digest!
HAVE THE FLAVOR YOU WANT!
With new Alpha Tabs™, be the most delicious human in your social unit! Delicious!
BE EATEN FIRST WITH ALPHA TABS!