Conspiracy! Card-a-Day #78

Theory 43: Shadow Messengers

Theory 43: Shadow Messengers

True story: Cats have been trying desperately to warn the human race about the impending apocalypse for centuries to little effect.

With the advent of the Internet, felines believed they finally had the tool they needed to communicate the truth to the Earth’s entire population.  Videos, beamed to all the world’s Web surfers, could carry the warning and lead a call to action.

Sadly, the human brain is still too underdeveloped to process the signals being sent.  Instead of being filled with dread, we insist on laughing and cooing at the flood of cat videos permeating the Internet.

Laughing … to our doom.

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