Conspiracy! Card-a-Day #74

Evidence Card 0052: Emergency Surgery

Evidence Card 0052: Emergency Surgery

“What’s the patient’s condition?”

“Critical, doctor.  Pulse is 130, BP 93 over 70 and falling.”

“What injuries are we looking at?”

“Patient appears to be need to have a … parking meter removed.”

“A what?”

“Parking meter.”

“Was he in a traffic accident?”

“No.  According to the police officer, the injuries are ‘teleportation related’.”

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