Theory 34: The Divine’s Chosen
God chose me to cleanse the Earth. Me, you understand? Does that sound easy?
He also chose me to work the second shift at the Bentonville Waffle House, which makes cleansing the Earth even more difficult. Especially since I don’t get weekends off.
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