Conspiracy! Card-a-Day #53

Evidence Card 0037: Istanbul

Evidence Card 0037: Istanbul

“Where’ve you been all this time, Sal?”

“Been out on a wild goose chase.  Someone called in and ordered a large pizza with the works to be delivered to somewhere in Constantinople.  I couldn’t find the place.”

“It’s Istanbul, not Constantinople.”

“Huh?”

“It’s Istanbul.  Not Constantinople.”

“Why’d they change it?”

“I can’t say.  People just liked it better that way.”

“Well … should I take this back to Constantinople?”

“You can’t go back to Constantinople.  It’s been a long time gone.”

“Constantinople?”

“Yeah.”

“Then … why did Constantinople get the works?”

“That’s nobody’s business but the Turks’.”

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