Conspiracy! Card-a-Day #45

Evidence Card 0031: Blood Test

Evidence Card 0031: Blood Test

Good news! Your blood test came back negative for Congolese purple hemorrhagic fever.

Bad news! This is because your blood has been replaced by a ferrous, inorganic nanofluid. Try to stay away from microwave ovens and radio signals.

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