Conspiracy! Card-a-Day #118

Evidence Card 0088: Undercover Agent

Evidence Card 0088: Undercover Agent

“Look … let’s make this easy.  We know you’re a spy.  You’ll save yourself a lot of trouble if you just tell us who you are and why you’re here.”

“Your security is tighter than I thought.  How did you work out I’m an agent?”

“The tuxedo.”

“It’s hardly an usual manner of dress—”

“We don’t see many tuxedoes at the water park, sir.”

“Correction: a cleverly disguised Russian submarine facility.”

“If you say so, sir.  Will you tell us why you assaulted Opie Otter near the cotton candy stand?”

“My cover was blown, I had no choice but to take him out.”

“You gave Alisha a concussion.  The children were disturbed when the character’s head came off.  That’s why you’re being held until the sheriff’s department gets here.”

“You can’t let them take me!  If they do, I’m a dead man!”

“I don’t think assault and battery charges carry the death penalty in this state, sir.”

“You don’t understand … if I don’t get this tux back by 8 a.m., I’m out $700!”

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