Conspiracy! Card-a-Day #109

Evidence Card 0081: World Bank

Evidence Card 0081: World Bank

“Good morning, sir.  My name is Gunther, and I am North America’s Third District liaison for the World Bank Group.”

“Hi.  Arlo Fidlap.”

“Nice to meet you, Mr. Fidlap.  How can I help you today?”

“I wanna to open a checking account.”

“I’m sorry?”

“A checking account.  One that comes with one of them debit cards.”

“I … don’t think you understand what we do here, Mr. Fidlap.”

“It’s bank, ain’t it?”

“We are a lending institution, but … we lend primarily to underdeveloped nations around the globe, for purposes of improving housing, education, health and infrastructure.”

“Well … my trailer got not heat, I dropped outa’ the third grade, my teeth is fallin’ out and they ain’t no roads so I drove my truck eight miles over dirt to get to the highway so I could come here.”

“I see … do you want plain checks or the ones with kittens on them?”

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