Absurd Clip Art!

I’ve look at a lot of clip art and vector art via Google image search in the process of creating my Conspiracy! evidence cards.  It’s a way to crank out quick prototype cards without fussing with original art (or artless cards, which are no fun).  If the game ends up being good enough to publish, I’ll worry about generating original art at that time.  Until then, I’ll use anything I can steal off the interwebs for free.

As I said, I look at a lot of clip art.  That being said, I see a lot of … weird clip art.

Here, in place of anything thoughtful, are some of my favorites.

I can't quite figure out the banana/hand arrangement, and the orangutan's mouth is just obscene.

I can’t quite figure out the banana/hand arrangement, and the orangutan’s mouth is just obscene.

Anna's superpower was killing tiny men WITH HER EYES

Anna’s superpower was killing tiny men WITH HER EYES


 

"Look! A duck!" "Oh, wow!"

“Look! A duck!”
“Oh, wow!”

"Dere Kat, yoo ar stupit. Sined, dog"

“Dere Kat, yoo ar stupit. Sined, dog”


 

I have ... no words ... is the pip-smoking guy a cook?  Is the kneeling guy ... his ingredient?  So many questions.

I have … no words … is the pip-smoking guy a cook? Is the kneeling guy … his ingredient? So many questions.

He's more dodo than human.  At least he likes beer.

He’s more dodo than human. At least he likes beer.


 

I suppose this comes up when you search for "knife cut tongue" ... as I often do.

I suppose this comes up when you search for “knife cut tongue” … as I often do.

A harpy-woman shooting a spitball at a ... what the f**k is that thing?

A harpy-woman shooting a spitball at a … what the f**k is that thing?

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