Absurd Clip Art! Part Two!

There really is no end of the strange images that surface when you do a simple web search for clip art.  (To be fair, search results for stock photos can be just as bizarre.)

This is probably a cartoonish depiction of a mythological beast known as a lamia, which supposedly had the head of a woman on the body of a lion.  I'm not sure about all that décolletage, though.

This is probably a cartoonish depiction of a mythological beast known as a lamia, which supposedly had the head of a woman on the body of a lion. I’m not sure about all that décolletage, though.


CHIBI MARTIN LUTHER KING WANTS HUGS!

CHIBI MARTIN LUTHER KING WANTS HUGS!


 

"You've been a terrible child, and for punishment, I'm giving you this cat.  Now, you'll know the true meaning of suffering."

“You’ve been a terrible child, and for punishment, I’m giving you this cat. Now, you’ll know the true meaning of suffering.”


 

Either crooked cops are shaking down Santa, or Santa's a suspect in a triple homicide.  I don't know which is more depressing.

Either crooked cops are shaking down Santa, or Santa’s a suspect in a triple homicide. I don’t know which is more depressing.


Just ... what ... I don't.  Huh?

Just … what … I don’t. Huh?


"Hop in, dad.  We found a nice managed care facility on Enceladus.  You'll love it there!"

“Hop in, dad. We found a nice managed care facility on Enceladus. You’ll love it there!”


Pancakes.  Nothing strange about them ... I just like pancakes.

Pancakes. Nothing strange about them … I just like pancakes.

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